kya karoo?

From last 5 months i was working in QA.Qa is a testing team , where there is no devlopment work. people used to come in shift. Coming from devlopment phase it was littile bit difficult for me to adjust in 24*7 environment . but as we all know in carporate world " you have to work " (to save your job and getting good rating from manager). life was going ok . Suddenly i got a chance from credit swiss project . This project is very famous for its onsite opportunities. i also know german langauge, so i got prefrence . All were going fine . My manager told me that i got released . I was happy . But suddenly some big issue happened in my project. All releases got freez for some time. I got released from QA team and shifted to RMW.So i currently i m working in RMW. There is one good thing that I will learn DB2 in current team.So there is peek of frustration . I wanna switch my job . what should i do ? God please help me ...........

NAVEEN CHALISA

AI HO BHIYA NAVEEN KI JAI JAI HO TENTI KI

JAB SARA DUNIYA JAGTA HAI TAB TENTI BHAIYA SOTA HAI

APNE ACCHE KAMO KI KUDH HI PRASHANSA KARTA HAI

JAB SAB MAUJ MANAWAT HAI TAB WO GA** MARAWAT HAI

JAI HO BHIYA NAVEEN KI JAI JAI HO TENTI KI

KHAHANE KI BAT TO PUCHHO MAT ..

KHANE KI USE BURI LAT..

TOKNE KI GALTI MAT KARNA , BARAN PAD JAYEGA PACHHTANA.

PET HAI KI KUNA HAI ,YE KHANA KHILA KE BATLANA

JAI HO BHAIYA NAVEEN KI JAI JAI HO TENTI KI

JO KAM HOWE MINTO ,WO KAM GAHNTO ME KARTA HAI

CODING CHAR LINE KA HOTA HAI ,TO FORMATING 10 LINE KARTA HAI

DEADLINE BEETNE KE BAD HI SALA HUMESHA DELVERY DETA HAI

JAI HO BHAIYA NAVEEN KI JAI JAI HO TENTI KI

CHAND TO USKA KAB SE DIKHTA HAI ,PER LAMBE BALO SE CHHUPATA HAI.

SAF SAFAI ITNA RAKHTA HAI KI ,GARMI ME DAS DIN NAHI NAHATA HAI .

KAPDE TO ….PUCCHO MAT ..MAHINO ME EK BAR DHOTA HAI..

DUSRON KI KAPDE PAHNKAR WO CHHALA BANA FIRTA HAI

JAI HO BHAIYA NAVEEN KI JAI JAI HO TENTI KI

PAISE KE LIYE ROTA HAI PER 3000 KI JUTA PEHNTA HAI

SABUN KE PASIE BACHATA HAI PER DEO PE PAISE LUTATA HAI

COPY PE PAISE KHARCH NA HO, ISLIYE KITABO PE NOTE BANATA HAI.

JAI HO BHAIYA NAVEEN KI JAI JAI HO TENTI KI

KAR LO SUMIRAN TENTI KI, CHALE JAYENGE SAB ACHHE BICHAR

PAR LADKA TO HEERA HAI ISLYE CHHOTU HAI HUM SAB KA PYAR(DOST)

EK BAR JO REHANA PADE USKE SANG..BHOOL JAOGE SARA

DEDICATION, DETERMINATION AND DEVOTION ..

JINDGI BHAR YAD RAKHOGE ..NAVEEN BHAIYA KI TENTICATION

JAI HO BHIYA NAVEEN KI JAI JAI HO TENTI KI

Okrut adds application feature smilar to Facebook

Today Orkut began rolling out applications (apps for short) and they have plans to roll out apps in local languages over the next few weeks.

For me application integration experience is same as Facebook. As you log into your profile, you can have access to 25 apps to your profile.So just watch out for the more apps link in your profile over the coming weeks.

Some of forthcoming apps are

TypeRacer: A typing game that lets you race your orkut friends,
Viibee: A dating app that lets you watch videos, read profiles , potential matches etc.
MyMiniLife: Imagine a world where you can create your own place that fits your unique style
Crazy Story Game: Crazy Story Game lets you create funny stories with your friends
Hangout: Plan hangout with your friends.

Conclusion : The “apps” entry to Orkut is similar to what Facebook already provides so if you are not bored of Facebook or fed up with application spam yet then go ahead and try “All new Orkut with tons of apps.”

29 NOVEMBER 08

Manjul the BOSS , he was my roommate in my hostel days . Topper, gold medalist and list is very long …for his achievements …but I think all those achievements are not very important consider to this new achievement.. Marriage with his love, lovey . Her name consist LOVE only. Both are friends from childhood days. I am proud of you Manjul .

ARZ hai …

On your joyful wedding day,
You begin a brand new life.
Friends and family give their gifts
To joyful husband, blissful wife.

But the greatest gift you'll ever get,
A gift from heaven above,
Is love forever, ending never,
Everlasting love.

You'll share life's joy and pleasure;
You'll have plenty of that, it's true.
But love is the real treasure
For your new spouse and you.

And if life hands you challenges,
As it does to one and all,
Your love will hold you steady
And never let you fall.

Your wedding day is full of joy;
Tomorrow you cannot see.
But one thing's sure for the two of you:
The best is yet to be.

"KANHI PYAR JEET GAYA TO KANHI HAR GAYA"

Hemant Engagement ...BY manjul ....

Hello Friends,
Here we come to tell you Ankho Dekha Hall of Hemant's Engagement. Story starts from our house when we got up at 7:00 AM and start preparing, at 8:30 AM 2 of Hemant's Room mate (Thakur and Vaibhav) come to take us in their Car, then we 4 ppl leave for Faridabad from Noida. We had our breakfast at faridabad guess what like our old days Samosa and Cold Drink (except that nothing was available). By the time we had finished our Break Fast Hemant's one more Room mate Sojab join us at Faridabad. Then we all 5 leave for Mathura from Faridabad. We reach there by 1:00 PM and we see Dulhe Raja (finally after so many girls he find his final destination). There we wait for some other guest and then we leave for Firojabad at 2:00 PM, we reach there at 4:15 PM, every one was dieing to have some tea because of two reasons, first 2nd oct (National Dry Day) and second Navratra we were not able to have our favorite Vodka on that day. After have some refreshments we prepare Dulhe Raja for final count down(for this ring ceremony). Me and Avichal were moving with him to the place where all other guests were waiting for him. After some time our Bhabhi Jee comes and sit in front of Hemant(She was looking gorgeous). Then Ring Exchange Ceremony was done following by some video and picture shoots. As soon as me and avichal start talking to Shivani, she declared one thing that she will not believe on Rana Jee, I guess Hemant must have told her abt Rana Jee ki kisi ki bhi baat mein aa jana par Rana Jee ki mat sunna and like other Pati Varta Sthree she also follow her Pati's words, then Rana Jee start pulling her sister's leg. After some time we all were invited to have our dinner and then we take a leave from Hemant and Shevani at 8:00 PM because Thankur and Vaibhav had a night shift to do :-). We also come to know that Firojabad is India' Capital for Glass Bangless and Glass Goods. then we all stop at one Bangle store of Firojabad and we make a shoping of 1000 Rs Bangle in 15 Min (you can guess that shop keeper was very delighted from us, because if instead of us some girls went there to do the same shoping they might have eaten there whole day.) Then we start again from Firojabad to Agra where we bought some PETHA of Panchi Wala. Then we start from Agara to Mathura in search of PEDA but unfortunate it is already 9:45 PM and we didn't find any shop open. Then we start from Agra to Noida and in between we stop at Dhaba where we had some Paratha and Tea (Belive me friends these were as good as GP). Then we reach Noida at 1:00 AM. End of the story.

Bas Yahi Matter Karta Hai..

Aj shehar main kuch bum fate,
do mauten huen,
Kuch ghayal bhi hue,
Par, chehron pe aj jayada khushi dikhi,
Mujhe laga shayad unhe abhi pata nahi,
Paas jakar jab main poocha,
ki kise ne news suni,
Batein to visfot ki ho rahi thi,
par unke chehre ki muskaan,
mere jahan main asharya mishrit visfot kar rahi thi,
Kya aj hum mein itni bhi samvedna nahi rahi,
ki apne aap se badh kar kisi ke baare main soch sake,
Khud pe na gujri to,
Kisi aur ke dukh ehsaas kar sake,
Aur to aur ek ne kaha,
Ki kuch ho jaye to khabar dena,
Jaate jaate kam se kam ek chutti ka bandobast kar dena,
Shayad majaak ki had thi ye,
Ya youn kahen ki kalyug ki pehchaan thi ye,
Koi mara, koi jiya,
Kya farak padta hai,
Apna kaam nikalta rahe,
Bas yahi matter karta hai..

Boyfriend/Girlfriend ------FALTOO TENSION

A popular and slick and busy eating joint .Well lit. Big flat screen television playing in a corner. Round little shining tables with nice angular chairs around it . A guy and a girl seated around a table.
The guy reaches into a paper bag and pulls out a box of chocolates.
Scenario 1 -
Guy ( handing over the box to the girl ) – Hey , I got this for you , I guess you like chocolates.
Girl – Oh, Thank you ! I love them.
*Girl thinks – Ueee ma , it would be fun eating all of these chocolates .Ek ek ko chaba daalungi.Calorie consciousness gayi tel lene*
Scenario 2 -
Guy ( handing over the box to the girl ) – Hey , I got this for you , I guess you like chocolates.
Girl – Oh, Thank you ! I love them.
*Girl thinks – Ueee ma , I am again accepting gifts from him , but over the last three weeks , he has been a little cold . Since the time that new girl with the colored hair has joined our classes , he has not been his normal self .See , even the chocolates he has gifted are Cadburys , why could not he gift me those Swiss ones….maybe he hates me now that I have put on weight . Hell , I am so scared and anxious now , these chocolates look as tasty as a Dettol soap to me.*
And it makes me appreciate how much more delightful a simple guy-gal friendship , rather than a “coochie coochie –more than friendship-ishq vishq” , is .
I mean , kasam Bhawani ki , the “expectations/possession” ka funda that creeps when a girl is your girlfriend and not just a friend is one wierd issue , atleast with a ‘tension-nahi’ types insaan like me. I mean , I gifted her chocolates because she is a friend , and I wanted her to have fun gobbling them up , and that is that. And this kind of relation is so simple , natural and free of muddled feelings and assumed expectations.
But the moment a ‘proposal and acceptance’ takes place between a guy and a girl , things are transformed. Suddenly the girl, who was a friend till yesterday is a girlfriend . Till last Sunday , Rahul and Shruti were classmates in college . Rahul called Shruti his friend. Then Rahul proposed and Shruti accepted. Now Rahul calls Shruti “My girl”. I mean , yeh “My girl” kya hota hai Rahul Kaka , yeh koi cycle hai , ki “my cycle” ?
Then if Shruti decides goes out on a lunch with her ‘barso ka dost’ vineet , Rahul narrows his eyes and asks her “Tera koi chakkar hai kya uske saath?” and promises to throw export quality acid on her if the answer is in the affirmative.
If Rahul does not send Shruti a bunch of fresh roses on the anniversary of the day they first met in the physics lab , Shruti calls him up in the evening , says Hello , then coughs , sobs and breaks into a long wail which ends in “You are not the same , Rahul” or something to that effect followed by a violent slamming down of the phone.
And Hanuman Jee na kare , if Shruti goes out to shop and spots Rahul riding his bike with a pretty girl on the backseat , she will throw dangerously heavy things at Rahul till he shows her the birth certificate of that girl to prove that it was his sister he was going to drop at her maths tution classes.
I mean , dekho jee , I have minimal experience of having a girlfriend , and considering my state of existence , I don’t think I will have too much experience in this and the next few lifetimes. But to my underdeveloped dimaag , a simple friendship is a very direct , expressed and delightful relationship to have . Maybe all these complications between Rahul and Shruti would not happen , and they will trust each other come what may , and that is very comforting and kaleje ko thanda karne wali thought . But I guess it is cool to let feelings grow naturally without the thing of “having to do it” because he/she is your girlfriend/boyfriend. A true feeling needs no promise , and no promise can make an untrue feeling survive , so why promise and build expectations and lead to unfulfilled ones ?
You can yell “sour grapes , sour grapes” for me now. Infact , I am such a girlfriend-less guy , that even a forest of sour grapes may seem to be the reason behind my thinking . Maybe I am just too immature to handle all the responsibility and promises a commitment demands . But in my opinion , one can be more easy , be a lot more frank , and a lot more natural with a girl who is just happy to see a box of chocolates instead of worried over some new girl with the colored hair.